Thursday, September 17, 2015

Fall didn't fall, it bounded!



I thought I’d finally figured out Virginia’s weather pattern. Oppressively hot summers, blaringly cold winters, and puffs of spring and fall. Then today’s unnecessarily chilly temperatures greeted me as I left home. I was under the impression that fall gradually, even gently, made its way in for the season- not stampeding in like a herd of moose! 

I was, apparently, wrong. On both accounts. I have neither figured out Virginia’s weather pattern nor does fall gently dance in atop a big, fluffy cloud. 

One day we are outside breaking down the summer activities, having to take breaks to bring out body temperatures down from the borderline deadly levels, and bam! The next day it’s hoodies and gloves.

Now, I’m not complaining about the cooler temperatures. I truly do love fall; it is, hands down my favorite season. 

I just wish we had a gentler transition between the two. 

But now that autumn has made her way back to us, it’s time to embrace the season and all of its festivities!

It’s time for Oktoberfests, wine fests, and beer fests! It’s time to wiggle into jeans and leggings and slip into Uggs and boots. Of course, the Uggs reference is mainly for the ladies, though if you gentlemen feel the need to embrace your inner femininity far be it for us to criticize! 

It’s time for pumpkin spiced everything! It’s time for cinnamon smells and bonfires…snuggies, cozy socks, homemade soup, and trees that glow with red and gold leaves!

Until next year, adieu, summertime! Adios and vaya con dios, warmer weather! 

Since so many people are adoring fans of autumn, Family & MWR plans autumn activities for those in the JBM-HH community to enjoy! Visit our website for up-to-date information on all of the “happenin’s!”


~A

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Don’t be crabby, there’s still a whale of a summer left to be had!


It’s August, woe is me! Summer is coming to a close! Bring out the jackets, unpack the sweaters, it’s time for Pumpkin flavored everything and Ugg boots as far as the eye can see! Snow shovels front and center, it’s time to dig! Now where did we pack those beanies again?

Alright, alright. Stop overreacting. It’s August, not October. There is plenty of summer left to enjoy. The weather forecast is predicting hot days with the welcome of slightly cooler nights. What more perfection could we possibly demand than that?

We still have plenty of weekends to stroll through the parks, take the boat out for a cruise, or visit that water park and pretend we’re a bunch of ten year olds once more! I mean, picture it: swimsuit on, tube properly inflated, yelling “weee!” as you race down the slides… It’s hard to be Debbie Downer with a tube around your torso. But I digress.

All things considered, this summer has been quite lovely- aside from June’s rainy temper-tantrums. Hanging out at the Myer Officers’ Club swimming pools, the 4th of July Red, White & Cruise along the Potomac River to watch the fireworks, and Twilight Tattoo.  These are just a couple of events we’ve had around Joint Base Myer-Henderson Hall. So what else can you squeeze in before summer ends?

For starters, you could don your finest bib and “dive in” to the O’ Club’s Shrimp and Crab fest every last Saturday of the month. What’s more summery than a plate full of crab legs, Old Bay shrimp, and potato salad? Pair that with a pitcher of beer to wash down the delicacies and you’ve got yourself a tasty summer night! Not much of an outdoorsy person by chance? No worries, no one has ever been sunburnt in a bowling alley- that’s a fact! So cool your heels and bowl a hot game or two while those crazy sun-worshippers toast their hides. If you prefer a more rhythmic show of skill, you can join us for Stress Free Friday’s at Spates Community Club.  We party there every last Friday of the month from 6 top 9 pm. 

See? There is still PLENTY of summer fun to be had! Old Man Winter will just have to take a seat and let us revel in the remaining warmth of our August days and nights. I can just feel the disappointment for all you winter weather lovers who are chomping at the bit to clear sidewalks once more…

~A

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Kids' Summer in DC


There’s nothing like waking up to a garbage truck, collecting your neighbors’ dinner from last night. Or the sound of two alley cats fighting over the last drink of milk that the little old lady left on her back porch. How about walking onto your front stoop to dream of becoming a construction worker as you stare down the street at the new community sports field that will be opening in just MONTHS! Of course you love playing baseball in the street, but OH NO! Ms. Simmons can’t have another window shattered, so the field might not be such a bad idea.

Even all of the noise we make playing baseball can’t cover up the sweetest summer sound EVER!  Your ears began to pick up a yummy tune, it’s getting closer! You know that sound very well. YES, the ice cream truck! All of a sudden you’re almost trampled by a swarm of friends, rushing to be the first in line. “I’ll take a bomb pop!” says little Johnny, the friend who takes pride in not getting a single ounce of icy goodness on his Redskins Jersey.

With Bomb Pop in hand, you walk a few blocks to Potomac Park. Hains Point is the best part! Too bad The Awakening sculpture isn’t there anymore. It was always a blast climbing all over the buried old man who was trying to escape from the deep sand. “Watch out, Johnny!” we all scream as the city bus makes a complete stop for us to cross at the crosswalk. Yes, that ice cream must be awesome because little Johnny isn’t paying much attention to the street.

The park is filled with children all enjoying the nice summer air, but there are no swings available, so you go climb the monkey bars until it’s your turn. You finally get on the swing and as you’re pumping your legs for momentum, you feel the cool breeze blowing through your hair. Your head tilted back and your eyes are closed; there’s nothing better than flying on a swing! It’s time to head back to your neighborhood, but your friends decide to stop at the convenience store for snacks.  The homeless man stops us.  “Excuse me kids, would you happen to have some change?” Of course mom taught you to help others, so you reach down into your pocket only to find a rubber band and 62 cents, but the homeless man is appreciative. You hand him 52 cents and keep just enough to get a few pieces of penny candy. Mmmm… the taste of banana fruities and the joy of helping someone less fortunate, on top of being with friends is quite alright!

Football season is almost here! Your dad is the coolest; he bought Redskins tickets for you and all of your friends, and you’re just counting down the days until the big game! But until then, mom and dad are taking you on the metro today! “See you later, guys,” you yell to your friends as you’re waving goodbye! With one hand clutched to the end of mom’s t-shirt, and the other holding on tightly to dad’s hand, you cross the busy street in enough time before the crosswalk timer counts down to “0”. Safely across the street, you and your parents continue to walk two more blocks before you arrive at the Smithsonian metro station.

“Wow, look at that huge pencil,” you say with excitement! “Sweetie, that’s the Washington Monument,” your mom replies with laughter. Before going into the station, your mom spots a florist stand. “WAIT, I’d like to stop here first.” Hmmm… what does mom need flowers for? Well down you go into the train station. People to your left, people to your right, people with bicycles, people in wheelchairs, people with children, people everywhere.   …but it is summer in the Nation’s Capital!

Of course your parents know exactly where to go, but you are totally confused. “If only I had a map, and actually knew how to read it,” you mumble to yourself. Well no need because here comes the train. “Welcome aboard the Blue line train to Franconia Springfield,” says the train operator. After passing through stations like Federal Triangle and Metro Center, you finally arrive at the historic Arlington National Cemetery. Mom’s father was a war veteran; he was such a brave man. Mom places the flowers onto his tomb. Ahhhh now the flowers makes sense. You’re very proud to have a grandpa who served your country. At that very moment, you can absolutely picture yourself as a soldier!

Now it’s time to ride the train back home. Before getting back onto the blue line, dad stops to get the family hot dogs from the snack stand. As you’re headed back home, you realize you don’t want to go, but it’s getting late.

It’s 8 pm by the time you step onto your front porch. The streets are quiet, but you can still hear cars passing by on the busy street a block away. You get into bed with your favorite book, and dad reads a few pages. Before you know it, you’re off to dream land. Pretty busy day for a city kid! Well it’s about to start all over again because here comes that garbage truck!
~LC

 

 

 

 

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy concert tickets. And that's just as good....


Someone once asked me which I would rather lose if I had to choose: my hearing or my sight. Tough question, considering I was much younger when it was posed. But now, at my ripe ol’ age of…yeah, my current age, I can finally answer that.

Without a doubt, if I had to choose between the two, I would rather lose my sight. A life without sound would be no life at all.

And I wouldn’t mind having a seeing-eye dog. As long as the dog doesn’t have a sense of humor like mine and walk me close to traffic to be funny.

Now sure, I would miss colors. I would miss seeing my children’s smiles or seeing a thunderstorm roll over the horizon. But more than that I would miss the sounds of nature, the sounds of my children’s laughter, and the beautiful sound of music.

But the question itself is unorthodox, considering it’s very much like asking someone how they would prefer to die (which, for me, would be at a very old age and in my sleep). It’s a tough one.

I love music. I was a band geek throughout school who played multiple instruments. I asked for a stereo over a television. No matter what I am doing in my life, having music on in the background makes everything better.

As an adult I wholeheartedly enjoy concerts. There are few things more exciting than seeing my favorite bands perform, though if all I could do was hear them then the experience would be just as great. I especially love it when two of my favorites perform on the same ticket. (Which is happening this July! Yay!)

Do you know what is great about living near the nation’s capital? All of the concert venues and performance halls that we have within our reach! Seriously, there are few places which host so much by way of arts and entertainment.

And if you’re interested in going to anything here local, be sure to check for tickets at the JBMHH Community Center by calling 703.696.3470 before you go! Again, we cannot make any promises; but it never hurts to ask, right?

Just in case you were not fully aware of all of the art and entertainment possibilities here in the DC Metro, take a gander at just a few:

Verizon Center                                             Kennedy Center                        

Constitution Hall                                          RFK Stadium

Warner Theater                                           Patriot Center

930 Club                                                     Strathmore

Maryweather Post Pavilion                         Carter Barron Ampitheater

Wolf Trap                                                    The Fillmore

Jiffy Lube Live                                             Birchmore Music Hall

Ford Theater                                               Rams Head

 

~A

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

“Murphy’s Law: whatever team I pull for will inevitably lose….”


So what if football is over. Guess what that means? Baseball and hockey! Perhaps some basketball as well! The point is, there is still plenty of action to be had in the sports arena!

We live in a wonderful area that can feed into any sports fan’s incessant need for constant action. Seriously, the Nationals are right up the road- there’s your baseball fix. And hockey? The Captials are a hop-skip-and-a-jump across the bridge. The Wizards, who happen to be doing quite well this season, can also be found dribbling just inside the beltway.

How can you choose? Or moreso, how can you lose? There are so many options available that one would be hard-pressed to say they were missing out.

Sometimes we here at JBMHH FMWR get tickets to such games (sometimes, not always mind you), so if you are considering a day or night venture to cheer on one of these teams- be sure to call us first: 703.696.3469. No promises, but it can’t hurt to ask!

I mean honestly, that money you could save on entrance fees could be just enough to purchase the beer you’ll need to refrain from telling the guy off in front of you who just won’t sit down! C’mon dude, you’re blocking the view!!!
~A      

Monday, March 16, 2015

There's no threat of a papercut with an e-book...

I love to read, and I have loved it for as long as I can remember. As a matter of fact, I would sit in my room with my Chemistry textbook open and have a library book nestled inside of it- just so my parents thought I was actually studying! Sneaky, right? And a little nerdy. I would consume novel after novel, making trips to the library during lunch for my next victim.

From previous blog posts I have made I can only assume that my klutziness and clumsiness have come shining through. Seriously, I’m a bull in a china closet. Nothing is safe. I still wonder how I walked in high heels for so many years without snapping my ankle in half! Those Glade-type candles? Yeah, the glass rarely makes it from store to home in one piece in my world. I buy my glassware in odd numbers because I know at least one will not make it.
Books, however, I make a point to love and care for. I don’t break the spines, no dog-earing my pages, and hands must be clean. Don’t ask to borrow my books either. I’m very funny about that. Weird, huh? Seriously. I had a roommate years ago that borrowed and read one of my series and spilled her drink all over them. She had to replace them. But hey, she knew the risks.

I’m. So. Odd.
I’m loyal to the authors I love and run out to buy their latest creations as soon as they hit the stands. My army of tales lines my bookshelf and I display them proudly.

Kindle? No way. iBooks? Please, stop.
I like good old fashioned printed pages. I love books. I know I’m not alone, but technology is certainly taking over the literary world.

I still try to find time to read whenever possible, though life has certainly made that more difficult. My children, however, did not inherit my passion for words whatsoever. I can only assume that they liken reading to waterboarding from their pained looks when I make them do so for fifteen minutes a day.
Visiting the local library is something of yesteryear as well. It makes me sad to think that this new generation will not know the terror of spending an entire day at the library just to finish a research paper. They will not understand what it is like to check out ten books, lug them home, and reference them for a class. What good times those were.

But just in case there are still those who adore the library, we offer a lovely one right here on JBMHH. Looking for a quiet place to escape? Try the library. Looking for your favorite author? Visit the library. Want to lay out by the pool this summer and tan? Check out a book from the library.
It’s close. It’s free. And who knows, you might learn something new!

~A
Here are some ideas to get you started, you know, in case you’re in the market for a new author, new series, or some suggestions:
Daniel Silva              Gabriel Allon International Spy Series
 
                                               The Rembrandt Affair, The English Girl, Etc…

J.R. Ward                   The Black Dagger Brotherhood Series  (Vampires)
                                                Lover Eternal, Dark Lover, Etc..

                                    The Fallen Angel Series

                                                Possession, Rapture, Envy, Etc...
Patricia Cornwell     Kay Scarpetta Series

                                                Postmortem, The Body Farm, Red Mist, Etc…
David Baldacci         Zero Day, The Target, The Innocent

Janet Evanovich      The Stephanie Plum Series
                                                One For the Money, Two For the Show, Etc…

And here are some other authors to investigate: Laurell K. Hamilton, James Patterson, Clive Cussler, Stephen King, Gillian Flynn, Sandra Brown, Danielle Steel, George R. R. Martin, etc…

Monday, March 9, 2015

A moment on the lips, forever on the hips!


Were you aware that March is International Hamburger and Pickle Month?

Yeah, me neither. But apparently it is.

Now, I’m a true Southerner transplanted to the northern-most parts of the South (or as we call it in Texas, the North). I like food greasy enough to aid in car repair. And I love hamburgers. With bacon. And cheese. Lots of it.

But couldn’t we have agreed to make a month dedicated to diet destruction closer to the start of winter rather than the end? Seriously. The only countries that this could possibly benefit are Australia and New Zealand, and with those incredibly alluring accents, who cares if they blow their diets?! Do they even diet? I bet they don’t.

How are the other members of the modern world supposed to participate in the celebration that is all things hamburger-lry and still fit into a swimsuit in less than three months? How can we show our support for those moist, delicious patties nestled between two soft and fluffy buns sprinkled with sesame goodness and not throw the scale out of the window in defeat?

We can’t. Well, some of us can (not me) - those blessed souls who can eat absolutely anything and never gain an ounce. Those lucky creatures can participate in this yummalicious celebration every day of the month!

The rest of us, however, can only support from afar. We can only send our fondest thoughts to the deliciousness that is the burger.

Unless swimsuit season means nothing. Then by all means, bon apetit!

Sidenote: For all of you who did cave and participate, perhaps over-imbibing on the burger-liciousness in the month of March, be sure to visit the Ft. Myer or Ft. McNair Fitness Centers to mea culpa those calories! All transgressions are confidential.

~A